Been a while since I painted a new unit type. This time round it’s a Yáokòng Wèibīng, one of Yu Jing’s generic remotes. The Wèibīng is a veritable toolbox of neat gadgets that, in addition to its low points cost and ability to interact with scenario objectives, make it an attractive choice in all game types where a narrow door is unlikely to occur. In previous games I’ve been impressed by the Crane Agent‘s sensor, so it will be nice to bring one to the table for less than 50 pts. I love remotes. I wish I could say I love painting them, but the truth is it’s a bit of a chore. At least this one didn’t explode like the Incredible Crash Dummies with the slightest handling, like the Rui Shi did/does The worst part is undercoating, because there is always a bit of metal peaking through that you only notice as the next paint is squeezed onto the pallet. Once that was done it was pretty smooth sailing. I probably spent the same amount of time looking at the photos and artwork online as I did painting colours. Hopefully this will mean that the impending Hùsòng will be much quicker and easier to paint. The dominant orange, is of course, the same orange I use on most things since the Zuyong Invincible. For the redder orange, I originally attempted to do it in the same colour I did on the Crane, Pheasant, Celestial Guards and Kuang Shi (that is, omitting the scrofulous brown from the recipe) but it was way too dull, so I went back to the drawing boards. In the end, I used a basecoat of Orange Brown (shared wit the rest of the armour panels), washed to hell with Cavalry Brown, then layered with GW Firey Orange. After that I washed it to hell with Cavalry Brown again. I pretty much made it up as I went along, I’m not sure if all steps are necessary but I will do it again on the Hùsòng in the same manner to play it safe. The Yáokòng part of this unit’s name is written with the characters 遥控, which together mean “remote control”. The Yáo/遥 character is the same one that is common to all Yu Jing Remotes. Kòng/遥 character, not dissimilar in sound to the “Kong” in “King Kong”, is a verb meaning control. Wèibīng is written with the characters 卫兵, which together form a noun meaning “guard”, with military specific connotations as we will see below. Wèi/卫 is a verb meaning guard, protect or defend. It is pronounced just like the whey Little Miss Muffet eats whilst waiting for spiders. Bīng/兵 is a character that means soldier, which sounds exactly how it looks, just like the search engine. The Yáokòng Wèibīng unit logo prominently features the character for one (一/Yī). The other remotes in the Yáokòng series predictably feature the characters for 2,3 and 4, but we will talk more about numbers when that Wu Ming with MULTI Rifle + light grenade launcher is done.